Lyrics to "I Love This Ward"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q85rPq1u9sc


CHRISSIE'S LYRICS TO “I LOVE THIS WARD”
From TOBY KEITH'S "I LOVE THIS BAR"
(the irony alone makes me laugh)


WE GOT WINNERS
AIN'T NO LOSERS,
NO CHAIN SMOKERS OR BOOZERS
WE GOT SEMINARY
MISSIONARY BIKERS,
WE GOT THIRSTY BOY SCOUT HIKERS

AND THE YOUNG WOMEN, THEY DRESS UP LIKE MOVIE STARS
HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMMM – I LOVE THIS WARD

WE GOT BAWLERS
WE GOT SCRIPTURE READERS
THE BEST INSPIRED LEADERS
WE’RE ALWAYS HUSTLIN’
TO GO HOME TEACHIN’
OFF AGAIN TO ANOTHER MEETIN’

AND THE HIGH PRIESTS TALK ABOUT THEIR NAPPIN' HOURS
HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMMM – I LOVE THIS WARD

I LOVE THIS WARD
IT’S MY KIND OF PLACE
JUST WALKIN' THROUGH THE FRONT DOORS
PUTS A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE
IT AIN'T TOO FAR, COME AS YOU ARE
HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMMM – I LOVE THIS WARD

WE ALWAYS GO TO SONIC
AND WARD PICNICS
PRIMARY KIDS SINGING IN PHONICS
YOUNG MEN PLAYIN' HOOP BALL
AND LOTS OF LOOKERS
AND YOU ALWAYS SEE THOSE RELIEF SOCIETY WORKERS
AND WE LIKE TO DRINK OUR KOOL-AID FROM A MASON JAR
HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMMM – I LOVE THIS WARD, YES I DO

I LIKE MY HOME TEACHERS (REPEAT)
I LIKE MY FAMILY (REPEAT)
I LIKE TO TAKE EM OUT TO DINNER
I LIKE A G - RATED MOVIE NOW & THEN

BUT I LOVE THIS WARD,
IT’ MY KIND OF PLACE,
JUST TROLLIN’ AROUND THE CULTURAL HALL
PUTS A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE
NO COVER CHARGE, COME AS YOU ARE
HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMMM – I LOVE THIS WARD
HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMM, HMMMM – I LOVE THIS WARD (fill in your ward name)