Our Drivers Edge Saturday

So, here's how it all began. In a long line. For a long time. Don't ask me how Mike got such a weird picture of me. I have no idea what I'm doing unless it's a pinch between my cheek & gum! Then Gib smelled FOOD!

Somehow, Grandma & Grandpa made friends in 10 minutes

and got offered free lunch.

We were surprised to see friends! They found us and
saved us seats in front of them
that's them on the aisle: Wolfe, Ebeth, and Preston

Now onto the Drunk Driving Portion of the program:
Everyone put on goggles that simulated drunk vision

Gib & Mariah had on the less-drunk goggles

which is only right since they are seriously

under-aged!

First day with your new feet?

Indy & Taryn got the double-drunk goggles

We learned an intoxicated person cannot do 3 things at once

1. Find the line (the goggles made 3 lines appear!)

2. Keep your arms down to your side

3. Count your steps as you go heel to toe

Some kids were a tad too practiced at the line

Mariah, I was glad to see, wasn't one of them

Gib enjoyed Mariah's runway debut

Taryn missed the runway completely

People tell her she'd be a funny drunk

but unless it involves wearing goggles

instead of drinking, it ain't happening

Well, the heel's right on

But look at the arms

Look at the line!
Look at the girl going to jail!

"Honestly Mom! I only tried the goggles once!"

Grandpa tells Taryn to ponder and pray

upon the Word of Wisdom